Monday, 29 March 2021

Nothing To See Here

The transcripts of that Justice Select Committee hearing last week have been published and as you can see there's absolutely nothing to frighten the horses here - everything is just fine and dandy as far as probation is concerned:-

Q5 Chair:
How are the changes to the operational model that you were talking about linked to it? 

Antonia Romeo: I mentioned that partly because you referred to the first change in that step, which is the appointment of Jo Farrar as second permanent secretary. This was partly about the focus on delivery in the Department. You mentioned, Chair, that I have returned to the Department after six years away. It is interesting seeing the changes in the focus, particularly at the top level. I want to make sure that we have the bandwidth to deliver what we need to deliver. 

One of the things that it made sense to do was to align and bring closer together our delivery on four of our agencies, namely, the Legal Aid Authority, CICA and OPG, as well as Jo maintaining her role as CEO of HMPPS. We are also looking through an operating model review at the work on both the relationship between HQ and our agencies, but also whether we have the bandwidth and how we are organised in the centre itself. We are doing a lot on commercial, projects, digital transformation and reform. There is a huge amount of policy work that we do. There is a lot of crucial risk management and commercial capability. I want to check that we have those organised in the right way. That is something that I am working on closely with Jo and the executive committee. 

Q6 Chair: Perhaps you can help me, and Dr Farrar can come in as well, by telling me what Dr Farrar is doing now as second permanent secretary that she was not doing before? What is different? What is the additional role, and how does that impact upon her role as chief exec of HMCTS? 

Antonia Romeo: I will let Jo answer that. Jo, do you want to comment? 

Jo Farrar: Of course. Immediately, I have taken over responsibility for the Legal Aid Agency, for the Criminal Injuries Compensation Scheme and for the Office of the Public Guardian. That is an addition to my workload. As the permanent secretary said, we are looking at the operating model, which will help us to clarify exactly what I will do going forward as second permanent secretary, what our whole executive team will be doing and how we will manage our senior people across the organisation. 

I keep the responsibility for CEO of HMPPS. I am delighted to do that. I believe we are taking the organisation forward and will want to be absolutely committed to continuing to do that. I also have a strong team in HMPPS, including two directors general, who are equally able to run large parts of the service and are doing so. As we move out of the Covid19 situation, which I have been heavily involved in, and as we bring probation together, there will be scope to do things a little differently but still have the complete focus that we have had previously. 

Q7 Chair: You have a major prison-building programme coming along. You have, as you say, a reunited system with probation. So you have two major pieces of work going on. How are you going to have the time to devote yourself effectively to heading that up and, at the same time, taking on these additional demands? 

Jo Farrar: We do have some major programmes. As the permanent secretary said, we are looking at governance of those programmes across the organisation. I very much see things such as our prison build programme across MOJ efforts. I believe it enhances my role to be the second permanent secretary and to be able to look across the piece at things such as prison buildings. We also have a number of other major programmes. I am confident that the SROs we have in place are able to deliver those programmes, but I am going to be making sure that we have capacity in the right places to continue to deliver at pace some of the changes that we need to do.

Q8 Chair: In any event, you will be spending less time on prisons and probation. 

Jo Farrar: I hope to be spending less time on Covid-19, which has taken up a huge amount of my time during the past year, which I believe will give me some additional capacity. As I say, we have a really strong team in HMPPS and across the MOJ. Part of the operating model review will be to make sure that we have the right senior capacity to be able to take forward all of these programmes. We are looking at quite a short timescale for completing that, probably over the next six weeks. After that, we will be able to let you have a bit more detail. 

Q9 Chair: One of our concerns as a Committee in the past has been whether or not HMPPS has an adequate sense of purpose and direction from the centre. It seemed to me that your appointment as chief executive was intended to give that. This seems to me, on the face of it, a dilution potentially of that, or a risk of such dilution. How is that to be achieved? 

Jo Farrar: I see it as an enhancement because it gives me a bigger role across the Ministry of Justice. It brings HMPPS right into the heart of the Ministry of Justice, and it makes sure it has the attention it deserves. Before I came, if you remember, there was one DG leading HMPPS. That has been significantly enhanced. We now have a chief executive plus two directors general. Having that extra capacity has allowed me to set a really strong direction as chief executive. As I said, I have a good senior leadership team, including two directors general, who are very able to take forward prisons and probation. Together, we will make sure that the direction is as focused as it has always been. 

Antonia Romeo: Could I add something on that, Chair? 

Chair: By all means, Ms Romeo. 

Antonia Romeo: Obviously, it is not unusual for an organisation of this size, which is one of the largest Departments in Whitehall, to have a second permanent secretary. You are right to identify that what is less usual is to have that person also be the chief executive of one of our biggest agencies, but that is part of the design. What we are looking to do is to ensure join-up. We recognise that neither within the Department nor, indeed, across the whole of the criminal justice system, for example, can we stand alone. 

I am keen to ensure that we are working across the Department. Jo already mentioned the prison build programme. This is the estates team and it is HMPPS. Part of the purpose of this is to have somebody above the excellent chief executives of the three other agencies, also the second permanent secretary, because it builds in that join-up. 

I want to let the Committee know that I have asked the other two directors general in HMPPS to join the executive committee, which was not previously the case. That brings an additional join-up. When the executive committee meet, as we do weekly—in fact, we met this morning—and Kevin, as chief executive of HMPPS is also present, we ensure that every important decision taken at the top of the organisation is made by those leading our biggest agencies as well as those leading HQ. That is part of what I know the Lord Chancellor wants the vision for the Department to be and I want to ensure that we are delivering for him a joined-up, seamless provision of services focused on a world-class justice system. 

Q10 Chair: I understand that. Prisons and probation are, perhaps, the biggest chunk of the Department’s spend and the biggest focus of attention. The Office of Public Guardian and the Legal Aid Agency are both very important, but not, from Dr Farrar’s point of view, the most obvious fit to align with prisons, are they? It is a bit counterintuitive to deal with something that is pretty much at the other end of the Department’s range of activities. Is there a reason for that? 

Antonia Romeo: It is partly that Jo has done a fantastic job as chief executive of HMPPS. These are very well-led organisations already. They were sitting alongside our functional CFO group, as we call it. James is here today as our interim CFO. It is partly about ensuring that that group has the freedom and bandwidth to focus on the support it is going to need to give the rest of the organisation for the significant transformation in change, be it digital, commercial and finance that we are overseeing as a Department. It was partly about that. Jo, obviously, has a great deal of expertise in delivery. These are smaller agencies but not agencies without risk, as you well know. Therefore, I thought it would be a good and sensible approach to bring them together. You are right that they are not necessarily exactly adjacent in the system that we run, but to me that is part of the benefit because it ensures even more join-up. 

Q11 Chair: Okay. In terms of the specifics, you think the new approach will aid delivery, so it is central to it. What are the specific gains you think you can get to deliver from this? What is the bandwidth? 

Antonia Romeo: Jo might want to comment on what she sees so far, bearing in mind that she is only on working day five.

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Q66 Dr Mullan: We have focused a lot today on finances and the risks around finance and projections. I would like to talk a little bit about your approach and thinking around risk in terms of delivery, particularly beginning with the probation programme. It is a key and important area of reform going forward. What are the top risks from your perspective on the delivery of the next stage of probation reform? 

Antonia Romeo: Jo will also want to come in on this. There have been a number of lessons learnt from previous reforms on probation. There is the unification that will happen in June. One of the biggest risks with a programme like this is moving the whole thing at once, which is why we have been specifically de-risking on things like piloting first of all in Wales, which we have been doing for a year. We are ensuring that we are rolling out in advance as much as we can—and Jo will have some specifics on this—for example, things like putting out the laptops in certain places first. You do not do a big bang transformation where you go from a number of organisations into one. You sequence and in particular you test. That will be a very important part of de-risking the programme. 

Overall, the key thing about the programme is that it is not just a one-off event. It is really part of a three-year workforce strategy that is looking to increase capacity. Jo is seeking to recruit 1,500 more frontline staff next year and in subsequent years, and also to increase capability through qualifications and access to training. There is a long-term plan as well as the single moment, which, as I say, we are de-risking as a single moment in terms of creating the new programme. 

The final thing to say on risk is that some of this is about bringing back together. It is essentially a significant de-risk of what was considered and judged by Ministers to have been quite a risky position to have got into. In particular, what we are seeking to do, as you know, is to ensure that we learn some of the spirit of what drove previous reforms. Bringing innovation in and using the voluntary sector more effectively is something that is very much in front of mind in terms of this programme. Jo will want to add.

Jo Farrar: Thank you, Permanent Secretary. I will add a few things as a way of reassurance. The unification will absolutely happen in June. It is on track to deliver. It will deliver. Some reassurance we have had around that is that our plans have been tested by the IPA, the Independent Projects Authority, who have confirmed that they are viable plans. We have had an inspection by HMI Probation, which has confirmed that we are on track for delivery. Some of the things we might have wanted to do in advance such as ensure all training for people so that we can move more quickly to mixed case loads cannot happen because of Covid. Some of the training we will slow down. It will take us a bit longer to get to the position we had wanted to. However, all of the things that the Permanent Secretary mentioned that we can do in advance we have been doing; IT, buildings, making sure that our workforce plans are rigorous and in place have all happened in advance. I am very confident in our ability to deliver in June.

Q67 Dr Mullan: You have mentioned a couple of external approaches to monitoring your progress. Internally, what are your key methods of keeping it on track in these next few months? 

Jo Farrar: We have a strong governance programme that goes up right to the Permanent Secretary. We have some independent challenge on that. The Permanent Secretary mentioned earlier one of our nonexecutive directors. We also invited other people externally to challenge our programme. We also have individual programme management of some of the aspects, such as the workforce programme, to make sure that every part of the probation programme is on track to deliver. It is one thing that I monitor regularly as the chief executive. 

Q68 Dr Mullan: I am conscious of time so I will ask you to be really specific in the answer to this question. As to the trends on vacancies, retention and recruitment, rather than explaining what they are, could you limit yourself to saying where the problems might be looking at those trends? Is there anything that you are concerned about? 

Jo Farrar: There is nothing I am concerned about. Our retention at the moment is reasonably good. People are looking forward to coming together as a unified probation service. We have plans in place to recruit the 1,500 extra probation officers and we have a really good workforce programme. I have no real concerns about that. 

Q69 Dr Mullan: Moving on from probation.......... 

31 comments:

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    http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/gobbledygook-generator.html

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    1. Quite compelling:-

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      At base level, this just comes down to parallel digital capability.

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  2. Members of the House of Commons Justice Committee are “shocked and appalled” by the treatment of children at a privately run detention centre in Northamptonshire, they say in a report published today. They have called on the Ministry of Justice to consider taking back direct control of the Rainsbrook Secure Training Centre unless the private company currently in charge, MTC, makes substantial improvements.

    The Committee also questions why the Ministry of Justice has given MTC two more years to run the centre despite the poor performance by the company in managing the 5-year, £50.4 million contract.

    The Committee report said:

    children at the Secure Training Centre, just south of Rugby, were locked in their cells for 23.5 hours a day for 14 days;
    one boy was only allowed out of his room for a total of four hours over a fortnight;

    the children (defined as up to their 18thbirthday) received little encouragement to get up in the mornings and education provision was poor - some spent much of the day in their pyjamas;

    senior Rainsbrook management - and Ministry of Justice monitors working there - were unaware of these conditions, despite having offices just two minutes' walk from the cells;
    the Secretary of State for Justice was at one point wrongly informed improvements had taken place and subsequently reported this improvement in good faith - in his own words he was “played for a fool”, and;

    the management of the private, US-headquartered contractor, MTC, were not the only ones at fault – the Ministry of Justice also “failed in their management and oversight of Rainsbrook”, the Committee said.

    The Justice Committee’s findings come in a report, Rainsbrook Secure Training Centre, HC 1266, published at 0001 HRS on Monday, March 29, 2021.

    A public session of the Committee was held on March 9, 2021 where evidence was taken from the managing director of MTC’s UK arm, Ian Mulholland, three inspectors of conditions at the facility and Rt hon. Robert Buckland QC MP, Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice, and his senior officials.

    Rainsbrook Secure Training Centre can hold up to 87 male and female children aged 12 to 17. It has been run by MTC since 2016 and concerns have been raised about the quality of its services since then.

    The most recent concerns began to surface in February 2020 when inspectors found poor education provision, with many children refusing to attend lessons, high staff turnover and low levels of staff experience. The inspectors made 19 recommendations but, the report says, these were largely ignored.

    In October 2020, the inspectors (from Ofsted, the Care Quality Commission and HM Inspectorate of Prisons) returned to Rainsbrook and found new and serious concerns. Newly-admitted children were being locked in their rooms for 14 days and allowed out only for 30 minutes each day for fresh air. The inspectors said this was “tantamount to solitary confinement” and “highly likely to be damaging to children’s emotional and physical well-being." The inspectors informed the Ministry of Justice.

    In November, the Secretary of State for Justice told Ofsted in a letter that improvements were under way. The Secretary of State had, the Committee report said, been misinformed.

    In December 2020, the inspectors went to Rainsbrook again, unannounced. They found that only limited progress had been made so they took the unusual step of invoking an ‘Urgent Notification’ which called attention to the serious situation outlined above.

    The Justice Committee said it was not confident in MTC’s ability to deliver recommendations repeatedly made over a period of years by the three sets of inspectors.

    The Committee recommended that MTC and the Youth Custody Service branch of the Ministry of Justice report to it by June 2021 setting out in detail what progress had been made. If by then substantial improvement was not apparent, the Committee report said, the Ministry should consider taking Rainsbrook “back in house.”

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    1. The Committee also:

      expressed concern that the head of the UK arm of MTC had told the Committee he plans only to accept recommendations “we think fair and grounded” and said, rather, that Mr Mulholland should make a clear, public commitment to implementing the changes inspectors recommend;

      called on the Ministry of Justice to set out in detail what work they are doing to ensure that the recommendations made by inspectors are taken seriously and acted upon quickly and effectively;

      advised the ministry to confirm for themselves that what they were being told about conditions at the detention centre was true;

      recommended that the Ministry of Justice consider having mobile teams of monitors who do not fail to see what is happening and do not fail to challenge bad practice;

      said it wants a clear explanation of why the Ministry of Justice chose to extend MTC’s contract by two years when the contractor’s ability to deliver was already in question and asked what ministerial involvement there was in making that decision and in signing it off.

      Chair's comment
      Sir Bob Neill, the Chair of the Justice Committee, said:

      “The children held at places like Rainsbrook have committed serious crimes and are not always easy to care for or handle. We know that. But these are children - and some of the most vulnerable members of our society. They deserve to be treated with dignity and respect. It is clear this was not happening, and that is unacceptable in the extreme.

      “The experience of the inspectors over the past year has shown that some of the promises made by MTC are worth less than the paper they are written on. This, too, is unacceptable. But even worse, in a way, is that the competent public authorities - from the Ministry of Justice down - have failed in their oversight of this private contractor.

      “We welcome the work being done to address these failings. But the issues identified here are not new and a much greater sense of urgency is required. My Committee will be watching to try to ensure that change for the better takes place – and soon.”

      https://committees.parliament.uk/committee/102/justice-committee/news/153482/children-locked-up-235-hours-a-day-mps-shocked-and-appalled/

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  3. Yes its the SAME Mr Mulholland we know of old, the man who fled through the senior civil servants' revolving escape door:

    "Ian Mulholland has been appointed as new Managing Director for MTC. He joined MTC on 4 January 2021.

    Ian has most recently been Managing Director of Interserve Citizen Services (a division of Interserve Group Ltd) and has worked at Interserve for the past four years. In his time there, Ian has overseen services including healthcare, education, prison industries at HMP Berwyn and the Purple Futures Community Rehabilitation Companies.

    Before his time at Interserve, Ian also worked in Her Majesty’s Prison Service where he rose to the level of Director responsible for all Public Prisons in England. He comes to MTC with a wide range of skills and experience in public services and business."

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  4. How grotesque is the UK? It shouts about others' human rights transgressions but does fuck all to remedy those on its own shores:

    "The most recent concerns began to surface in February 2020... inspectors made 19 recommendations but these were largely ignored..."

    inspectors returned in October 2020, found condityions had not improved, MTC & others lied to the Sec of State and now?

    "The Committee recommended that MTC and the Youth Custody Service branch of the Ministry of Justice report to it by June 2021 setting out in detail what progress had been made.... [but] the head of the UK arm of MTC had told the Committee he plans only to accept recommendations “we think fair and grounded”..."

    2016: "Company Behind US "Horror" Jail Given £50 Million To Run UK Youth Prison - MTCNovo will run the Rainsbrook secure training facility from May this year.... At the time of its last Ofsted inspection, the centre housed 77 young people, meaning that MTCNovo will receive almost £130,000 per child, per year."


    So from May 2016 until Feb 2020 those children suffered at the hands of MTC; nothing was done until a further inspection in Oct 2020, but all MTC did was tell lies; and now the children have to remain under suffereance until at least June 2021.

    Where's the humanity in that?

    Surely the responsible action is to step in IMMEDIATELY, not leave the children to endure months' more torture & solitary confinement while the wealthy egos sort themselves out.

    Mulholland & MoJ and everyone else involved in this travesty of those childrens' rights should be summarily terminated. They should be made to pay compensation to those children out of their own ill-gotten gains. MTC should be barred from ever running a business again.

    But what do the scrutineers say, the Committee made up of our MPs who have oversight & supposedly hold UK departments accountable for their actions:

    "ooo, maybe, erm, well, have a few more months, just to see if..."

    The response to that brutal challenge? One of the UK's allegedly "finest", a senior civil servant turned greedy pig, decides *he* will pick & choose whatever he's instructed to do on the basis of what *he* thinks is "fair and grounded".

    Sadist. Bully. Cheat. The Perfect Man for 2021 UK.

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    1. Don't forget Dominic Raab's recent pronouncement - if we failed to trade with other countries because of their human right's abuse record, we wouldn't be able to survive.

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  5. Systemic, institutional child abuse - wrap that in a union flag & stick it on yer flagpole, MoJ.

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    1. https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/police-crime-sentencing-and-courts-bill-2021-factsheets/police-crime-sentencing-and-courts-bill-2021-secure-schools-factsheet

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    2. 16 December 2020 - Amanda Spielman, Her Majesty’s Chief Inspector:

      "We have decided to invoke the UN process because of the continued poor care experienced by children, the lack of leadership grip and lack of oversight of practice by local and national leaders. Since 2015, every joint inspection has judged the centre as ‘requires improvement to be good’with the effectiveness of leaders and managers being judged ‘inadequate’on two occasions. This provides little confidence in the centre’s capacity to improve the care, wellbeing and safety of children."


      https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/945447/HMCI_letter_Rainsbrook_STC.pdf


      Matters have been so poor that the United Nations process has been invoked, tey still MTC pocket £Millions & are allowed to continue abusing children.

      ??? What is wrong with this country ???

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    3. 1. What are we going to do?
      We are introducing a measure to ensure that operating a secure school can be a charitable activity. This measure will provide charitable providers confidence that they can operate secure schools in line with both their charitable objects and the government’s secure schools vision.

      In secure schools, the government wants to engage visionary child-focused providers of the highest calibre. The majority of organisations with the necessary background and experience to run a secure school are charities. This change is therefore fundamental to the growth of the secure schools programme and the youth custody reform programme, more generally.

      We are also introducing a measure to establish a clear statutory basis for the use of temporary release in Secure Children’s Homes (SCHs) in England and Wales.

      SCHs do not have a clear statutory power to temporarily release children. Currently children can be released under a programme known as ‘mobility’, however we are proposing to clarify the law on this issue.

      This measure will not apply to Young Offender Institutions (YOIs) or Secure Training Centres (STCs). These secure establishments have existing statutory powers to make temporary release decisions for children.

      2. How are we going to do it?
      We are amending the Academies Act 2010 to clarify that setting up, establishing and running a secure 16 to 19 academy can be a charitable activity. We are also amending the Academies Act 2010 to clarify that 16 to 19 academies can provide secure accommodation as secure 16 to 19 academies, subject to the approval of the Secretary of State.

      The measure has been drafted so that it does not extend charitable status to any other institution providing educational or justice services.

      We are including a provision to establish a power for SCH managers and the Secretary of State to grant temporary release. Guidance will be published to establish best practice and support SCH managers to carry out this responsibility.

      3. Secure Schools Background
      The government’s 2019 manifesto committed to trialling secure schools. Secure schools are a planned new form of youth custody which will align the youth custodial estate with international evidence that smaller, more therapeutic units are more successful in rehabilitating offenders and reducing reoffending.

      Secure schools will be dually established as SCHs and secure 16-19 academies and run by specialist, child-focused providers who will provide a therapeutic environment in a secure setting. Providers will place education, health and purposeful activity at the heart of youth custody.

      The secure schools concept emanated from the 2016 Taylor Review of the Youth Justice System, which recommended that the government reconceive youth custodial institutions as schools.

      The first secure school is due to open on the site of the former Medway STC in 2022. In 2019, the government announced that Oasis Charitable Trust would be the provider of the first secure school.

      In the long term, the government’s vision is that secure schools and similar smaller units will replace YOIs and STCs.

      4. Secure Children’s Homes Background
      SCHs accommodate children who have been given custodial sentences. These children can be boys or girls, aged between 10 and 17. SCHs are one of three types of secure establishment for children, alongside YOIs and STCs.

      Temporary release involves the release of a child from a secure establishment for a specified purpose and length of time. Effective temporary release can support more effective re-integration into the community upon release.

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    4. Charitable secure educational facility...

      Please Mr Bumble, can I have some more?

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    5. I wonder if Helga Swidenbank - previous director of London CRC under MTC Novo until 2019, then Executive Director of HM Youth Offending Service... and close friend and confidente of Ian Mulholland - could shed any light on how all this could possibly have gone on? On an unrelated note I've sometimes observed that decency and integrity can fall by the wayside when someone's shoving money copious sums of money up your backside. Is Private Eye not all over this?

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    6. The return of Empire continues, and profiting from the abuse of children isn't unique to our "correctional" facilities:

      "Private companies competed to earn up to £120m providing unregulated housing for vulnerable teenagers in care last year despite concern that it leaves young people open to exploitation and abuse...
      ... Carolyne Willow, the director of the charity Article 39, said: “It took a year and a half for the education secretary to announce that local authorities would be stopped from putting children in care into unregulated accommodation – but only if they are aged 15 or younger, and only from September 2021.

      “Providers of this type of accommodation, the majority of them profit-making, bypass the law governing children’s homes because they don’t provide care to children. How can it be right that children are in the care of the state yet don’t receive care? This is not a hidden scandal, the Department for Education is well aware that extremely vulnerable teenagers are going without care.” "

      https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/mar/30/120m-in-contracts-to-house-teens-in-care-on-offer-despite-concerns

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    7. Sorry Jim - that post should have read 'Helga Swidenbank - Executive Director of HM Youth CUSTODY Service' ... could you do the honours before publishing??

      (Unfortunately I can't edit comments - only publish or delete.)

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  6. Just in case people weren't clear:

    Antonia Romeo: The first thing to say, by the way, is that I am completely happy at this Committee to take responsibility for everything in the Department because that is my job.... I run the Ministry of Justice..."

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  7. Brief diversion, if Jim will indulge me. Noticed how price hikes of almost everything have begun? It will be blamed on the blocked Suez Canal, of course, but the prices won't go back down now the canal is cleared; its just another means of skimming cash from peoples' pockets.

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  8. Wankers!

    "Anti-mask protesters have staged a “face-covering free shopping trip” to a Tesco branch in Essex.

    Footage circulating on social media shows a group of people walking through aisles in the supermarket in Chelmsford without masks."

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  9. Nothing to see here either... remember Cameron's lobbying govt for covid money to rescue Greensill?

    "Cameron reportedly told friends he was in line for a $60m windfall if Greensill successfully listed on the stock market... Greensill collapsed into administration earlier this month... Cameron had tried to facilitate getting Greensill access to the 100% government-backed Covid corporate financing facility (CCFF)"

    The CCFF was intended to support & save businesses devastated by the covid-crisis NOT underwrite the corporate gangsters who had over-promised loans and failed to deliver. Cameron was employed by & a shareholder of Greensill.

    Fucking parasitic scum. (Sorry, Jim - please edit if you see fit, but that's what they are, predatory scum.)

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  10. Seems the test-&-trace brigade are screwing up with their testing, trailing gloopy globs of virus all across Milton Keynes (BBC Panorama). The (allegedly) not-for-profit lab UKbiocentre responded via their CEO (who was given an OBE very recently):

    "This programme presents an incomplete and selective representation of our efforts. In fact, many of the allegations date from a time the lab was operating under a unique period of pressure"

    wah wah wah wah wah - one of the whistleblowers refers to the management diktat that they *must* meet Boris's testing targets & that's why they haven't the time to do things properly. JFDI !!!

    Sound familiar? Gongs & bonuses for the cheating bullies; kicks in the arse & JFDI for those on the frontline.

    UK 2021 at its sovereign best!!!!

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  11. There is a rumour that not only aliens exist but that they are already living amongst us. I've always thought this ridiculous, but watching Farrer and Romeo today it now seems highly probable.

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  12. Nothing to see here either if, like the UK's morally bankrupt philanderer-in-chief, you refuse to look (or listen):

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-56575135

    but its worth following the link just for the pictures

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  13. can anyone see anything here other than people having a jolly good time?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-56562031

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  14. Possibly the best 'nothing to see here' so far:

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/30/donald-trump-uses-new-website-rewrite-history-presidency

    "Sparing none of Trump’s blushes, it says he dethroned political dynasties, defeated “the Washington establishment” and “overcame virtually every entrenched power structure”. "


    Having made a Blue Peter version of the US press briefing set, the dirty shagger in number ten will be compelled to respond with his own interpretation of 45office.com; perhaps 1onthesofa.co.uk??

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  15. sound familiar?

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar/28/crisis-what-crisis-bosses-thrive-in-lockdown-while-their-workers-suffer

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  16. Time for a smile in the face of the clusterfuck:

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar/30/barnard-castle-johnson-covid-vaccines-irony-shame

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    1. Standing in his god-awful new briefing room, Boris Johnson restrained himself from naming the new location for bottling Covid vaccines.

      How did he do it? How, in the name of everything he takes unseriously, did Boris Johnson announce that up to 60m doses of the Novavax vaccine will be bottled and finished by GlaxoSmithKline, but somehow stop himself looking straight down the camera to add: “And they’ll do it at their plant in … [Roger Moore-style eyebrow raise] … Barnard Castle”? There are few scarcer commodities than Johnsonian self-control, but having overcome that particular urge, the prime minister now surely has no personal restraint left for the rest of the year. Lock up your infosec entrepreneurs, parents.

      Still, Barnard Castle: but OF COURSE. Of course they’ll do it there. Like some avenging good news bear, Johnson seems to be on the kind of roll that could see him exorcise the unfavourable connotations of every accursed site in his back catalogue. He’s going to find 40m doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine down the back of the sofa on which he shagged Jennifer Arcuri 10 minutes before his former wife got home. He’s going to dispense single shots of it from behind the bar where Matt Hancock was pictured posing with the publican turned PPE supplier who WhatsApped the health secretary the words, “Matt Hancock – never heard of him”. He’s going to lift up the bullwhip on Gavin Williamson’s desk and discover beneath it a portal to the resting place of the holy grail. He’s going to announce that the lost original crown jewels of England have been traced and found after 800 years by a complete amateur. “And the name of that complete amateur? [Roger Moore eyebrow] … Dido Harding.”

      And so to Johnson’s first outing in his government’s new briefing room, which I’m afraid is absolutely gopping. Not only was the previous wood-panelled location far smarter, but the party of business seems to have been completely rinsed for their £2.6m. It looks like it cost about what a leading public school would spend on the set for a sixth-form play about a man who becomes prime minister. Which I suppose is what we’re watching.

      The podium Johnson took last night will most frequently be the domain of his press secretary, Allegra Stratton, whose televised briefings apparently begin in May. Yesterday, she could still be found backstage in Downing Street, batting away the implications of the latest revelation of his four-year affair with Jennifer Arcuri. (Has any story ever been sensationally “revealed” more frequently? I feel even more up to speed on this particular background than I do on what happened to Batman’s parents.)

      “He does believe in the wider principles of integrity and honesty,” ran Stratton’s official verdict on Boris Johnson, one of the leading liars of the age. “He acts with integrity and is honest.” To which the most seemly reply is: LOLOLOLOLOL. Or as his press secretary preferred it yesterday: “Of course the prime minister follows the Nolan principles when conducting himself in public life.” OK but which Nolan – Christopher? I guess there are thematic consistencies between the prime minister and the movie director’s oeuvre. Both would very much like you to believe there’s no such thing as objective truth, and that after a while, the audience will simply lack the energy to understand or argue with what they’re watching.

      Perhaps that’s what has happened during the pandemic. It is impossible to read Failures of State, the frequently jaw-dropping book by Sunday Times journalists Jonathan Calvert and George Arbuthnott, and not conclude that the British people deserved far, far better from the government. Yet its deeply healthy approval ratings suggest that people didn’t think they did. That is a tragedy in its own way, though not for the Johnson administration. It is, of course, hugely encouraging news for a cabinet of this calibre that people expect to be governed badly – indeed, are taken to approve of it.

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    2. What the people got from the government was the highest death toll in Europe and the worst economic hit, with the serial belatedness of our lockdowns meaning we endured our losses of freedom for far longer than would otherwise have been necessary. So yes, we can all see why Johnson would wish to place himself front and centre of his briefing room folly on the sunny day on which these very lengthy restrictions began to be very slightly lifted.

      But I can’t think of anything more beaten than being GRATEFUL to the guy who had us locked down far longer than we might otherwise have been. Our own rights are now being graciously sold back to us by Johnson, far more expensively than they should have been. I would fall back on the idiom that if you believe he’s done a good job, then I have a bridge to sell you – except, of course, Boris Johnson does always literally have a bridge to sell to you.

      And for all my genuine relief and delight at being able to do things taken for granted for the entire rest of my life, I honestly couldn’t be more bored with hearing, from Johnson, that he’s done his best. And? I should hope you have done your best, prime minister. What do you want – a participation medal?

      Having had to live with the calamitously bullish version of Johnson for most of the pandemic, we’re now stuck with this equally needy data shagger. I imagine it’s rather similar to being Johnson’s partner over the period of an infidelity, followed by its discovery and aftermath. You think nothing could be worse than the cavalier, exuberant, secretive Johnson – until you’re stuck at home with the dreary, careful, performatively penitent Johnson, forever inviting you to check his phone just to be sure.

      As usual, he won’t be able to suppress himself for long. Indeed, the ongoing revelations about David Cameron’s prime ministerial afterlife as a high-level lobbyist for collapsed financial service firm Greensill have had me wondering just what a clusterfuck Johnson’s post-prime ministerial career will be. Can you imagine the japes once Johnson – forever whining about money – moves into this restraint-free zone? Today’s FT reports that Cameron’s search for the big bucks saw him private-jetted to Saudi Arabia early last year, where he and CEO Lex Greensill took a camping trip with none other than cuddly Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.

      Cameron refuses even to take calls on this, needless to say, while Johnson himself was not even asked yesterday about the implications of Arcuri’s revelations. But then, public life isn’t what it was. Nobody at the top seems to see it as anything much more than a game to which any number of moral failings have been “priced in”. Nobody resigns any more, nobody says sorry any more, and nobody really needs to take anyone’s calls any more. You can see why people have learned not to expect better. It saves time.

      Marina Hyde is a Guardian columnist

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    3. Barnard Castle?
      Didn't Dominic Cummings take an eye test there during a lockdown once?
      Was he really up to other things though?
      All very shady.

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  17. Sir Humphrey: "Minister, the traditional allocation of executive responsibilities has always been so determined as to liberate the ministerial incumbent from the administrative minutiae by devolving the managerial functions to those whose experience and qualifications have better formed them for the performance of such humble offices, thereby releasing their political overlords for the more onerous duties and profound deliberations which are the inevitable concomitant of their exalted position."

    As heard at JSC last week.

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  18. Anyone surprised?

    "The chief inspector of schools in England asked for greater powers to monitor independent schools over “potential safeguarding issues”, but was ignored by ministers, the Guardian can reveal.

    Despite concerns raised by Amanda Spielman, Ofsted’s chief inspector, the body was later stripped of its role in overseeing the inspections of private schools now engulfed by a wave of sexual assault allegations."


    Of course not. They have to protect their heritage; a heritage of bullying, sexual predation & child abuse.

    That's why they don't recognise the behaviours of MTC & others as 'abusive' at Rainsbrook or other young people/young offender institutions.

    Its all completely normal. Business as usual.

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